So lo and behold,
that friend of yours has returned from foreign shores to spend her summer back in the States. You served her and her family a proper proud-to-be-an-American welcome back dinner of burgers and dogs, cold salads and even colder beer (can't find that in London, now can one?). For dessert, your friend let you in on a marvelous secret that a friend of hers from Suffolk uses: To make a cake, just weigh your eggs, then weigh out the same of flour, sugar and butter."
"It works," she swears. "You want one tiny little cake, you use one egg. You need to make fifty fairy cakes
[Editor's note: For non-Nigella fans, this is what they call cupcakes in the UK] for the kids' birthday, you use five or six eggs."
Um, but what about rising ingredients?
"Use self-rising flour."
So you tried it (even the self-rising flour, which you normally eschew). And it worked. Three eggs seem to be just the right size for a loaf of "pound" cake, which, according to all the baking references that you read but never actually cook from, is so called because originally, one pound of each ingredient was used in the making.
You added blueberries, because at this very moment, they are insanely good and insanely cheap, and you had to find something to do with at least a portion of four pints you just bought before they got moldy. And here it is:
Blueberry Lemon Pound Cake
3 large eggs, approx. 7 ounces total
Approximately 7 ounces each of self-rising flour, white sugar, and softened, unsalted butter.
Grated zest of 1 lemon
½ tsp vanilla
1 ½ cups blueberries, rinsed
Preheat oven to 350 degrees
1) Weigh eggs (in their shell) on a food scale (the one you bought when you went on Weight Watchers for the sixth time) to determine exact weight. Weigh out the same amount of flour, sugar and butter.
2) In a large mixing bowl, using a strong hand mixer set on medium high, cream together the sugar, butter and grated zest, until mixture is very light and fluffy.
3) With mixer still on medium high, add eggs (without their shells, of course) and vanilla and beat in until mixture is smooth and light-yellow in color.
4) Reduce mixture speed to medium low, and mix in flour in one addition.
5) Using a spatula, fold in blueberries, then scrape batter into a greased-and-floured 9-inch loaf pan.
6) Bake for 1 hour and 10 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
Makes one 9-inch loaf, plus highly lick-worthy beaters and bowl. Of course, if you're wise and listen to precautions about salmonella and raw eggs, you don't believe in licking the beaters anymore. Then again, one can now get salmonella poisoning by eating tomatoes and other vegetables, so there are those who believe that if one's gonna go, one should at least die happy. Your choice.